Ice Cream Cone Jokes

Keith Barnett

Tuesday 22 February 2022

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This weeks puns and one liners are all on the topic of Cone Jokes. Theyre the only zero calories frozen dessert that you can consume without worrying about gaining weight. Why does the ice cream man go so slow.

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It was mint to be. Drop a scoop of ice cream in it The clerk did so and handed the condom with its ice cream content to the customer. The customer placed the arrangement in the Thermos jug and capped the jug.

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Why do chocolate and mint ice-cream go so well. As always they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality Asked the man in the ice cream van for a cone. Ben and Anna.

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I dont play flavorites when it comes to ice cream. I promise you wont gain weight because these ice cream jokes have zero calories. The old man replies No arthritis.

Absolutely hilarious ice cream cone jokes. Ben and Anna split with a cherry on top. Did you hear the one about the hottest summer in the history of man.

Its a source of laughter and mental refreshing. See TOP 20 Ice cream cone from collection of 1534 jokes and puns rated by visitors. The customer entered set a small Thermos container on the counter and unwrapped a condom.

Why did the ice cream truck break down. Penguin and the Ice Cream The Joke. Having purchased two cones Mr Lobster made his way back to the beach deciding on the way to eat his ice cream.

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He orders an ice cream cone and the waiter asks Crushed nuts. I brought an umbrella with me the first time I went into an Ice cream store. To tie his shoe-lace it had cone undone.

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Some ice cream puns are rich others are nutty but all of them are sweet. What was the ice cream cones naughty pick up line. Someone said there was a chance of heavy sprinkles.

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What did the starstruck ice cream say to his lover. Just a hop scoop and a jump away. Little Johnny Jokes Ice Cream Cone An elementary school math teacher asked her class one day If there are three birds on a wire and a farmer shot one how many are left One little boy said two but little Sally realizing it was a trick question said None cause everyone knows that if you shoot at birds they all fly away.

The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster go get them an ice cream cone. A cone and a sphere. An old man walks into an ice cream shop and sits down with difficulty.

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